Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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