We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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