I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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