Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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