sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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