someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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