There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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