Hey man sorry I got all grabby
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Never underestimate the power of titties
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
