So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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