i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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