I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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