Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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