Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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