well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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