WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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