Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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