Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize