so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.