it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
