My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.