I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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