Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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