I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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