that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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