I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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