do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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