We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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