dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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