Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
is it fun? or sober?
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