yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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