This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Found the puke drawer
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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