I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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