ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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