We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It's rum buckets o'clock
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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