And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
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I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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