Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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