Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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