real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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