Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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