we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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