when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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