it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
try to milk me bitch
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
