Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
