Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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