fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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