somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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