What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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