U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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