butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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