just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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