Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
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