I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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