haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Randomize
