love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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