Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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