Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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