He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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