Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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