I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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