OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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