dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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